So I’ve decided I really want to learn German…

… and Russian…

… and Arabic…

… you know, just all those languages people say sound really angry.

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suddenlywhaledicks:

syksy:

coke, eel, lice
what the fuck does this mean

Suicide, cum, and hate
No good can come from this.

Bail, Lust, These, and (if These doesn’t technically count) Fool.
Then again, I only looked at the top line when all of them popped out at me.

suddenlywhaledicks:

syksy:

coke, eel, lice

what the fuck does this mean

Suicide, cum, and hate

No good can come from this.

Bail, Lust, These, and (if These doesn’t technically count) Fool.

Then again, I only looked at the top line when all of them popped out at me.

(Source: les-cunt)

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rainbow-child:

My neck is SO sensitive, I don’t let anyone touch it. I guess thats my hotspot, for sho.

I like my neck, but my ears do a lot for me, too.  I guess this Taurus is a little off-kilter.

rainbow-child:

My neck is SO sensitive, I don’t let anyone touch it. I guess thats my hotspot, for sho.

I like my neck, but my ears do a lot for me, too.  I guess this Taurus is a little off-kilter.

(Source: sexstrologyy)

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when people use “gay” as a synonym for stupid

rainbow-child:

vsyana:

fckinperfect-:

A guy did this yesterday. I told him we can’t give away bowls at work. His response, “that’s gay!”. My unspoken response, “Sir, salad bowls do not have sexual preferences.”

LOL every time.

In spite of the great Wanda Sykes (my computer just tried to tell me Sykes was a spelling error, it suggested Dykes) and her crusade against 16-year-old boys with cheesy mustaches using the word “gay” in such a way, I’m legitimately unbothered by its being used interchangeably with the words “stupid” and “lame”.  In the defense of those that use it in such a way, it’s generally not at all meant to imply that homosexuals are stupid, it’s just something that started way back when we were all young and didn’t really understand the concept of the thing and it has since proven hard to break away from.

I’m not saying anyone is wrong for being offended by it, I just wanted to make known the fact that, concerning this issue, I am an uninterested third party.

(Source: -fallingstars)

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curiousintent:

Yes I have done a water colour of Stephen Colbert with an eagle and a shield with an American flag as a cape. Why do you ask?

curiousintent:

Yes I have done a water colour of Stephen Colbert with an eagle and a shield with an American flag as a cape. Why do you ask?

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