I’d like to be old enough to get into a gay bar. Maybe I can finally get laid (without compromising my standards) once I am.
(4-29-11: I really want to make that day and the following weekend a major party. I still need to figure out just how I’ll do that. [As a starter, Kaylee did say she wants to make me a penis cake.])
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![I’d like to be old enough to get into a gay bar. Maybe I can finally get laid (without compromising my standards) once I am.
(4-29-11: I really want to make that day and the following weekend a major party. I still need to figure out just how I’ll do that. [As a starter, Kaylee did say she wants to make me a penis cake.])](http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvz07YGPo1qcpj7wo1_400.jpg)