I’d like to be old enough to get into a gay bar.  Maybe I can finally get laid (without compromising my standards) once I am.
(4-29-11: I really want to make that day and the following weekend a major party.  I still need to figure out just how I’ll do that. [As a starter, Kaylee did say she wants to make me a penis cake.])

I’d like to be old enough to get into a gay bar.  Maybe I can finally get laid (without compromising my standards) once I am.

(4-29-11: I really want to make that day and the following weekend a major party.  I still need to figure out just how I’ll do that. [As a starter, Kaylee did say she wants to make me a penis cake.])

(Source: queersecrets)

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  1. impuls3 reblogged this from queersecrets and added:
    Or anyone approach me. ever.
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  5. queeriotgrrl reblogged this from queersecrets and added:
    This and not being told by the bartender (in a not gay bar) that I’m “a striking woman” after binding my breasts and...
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    Story of my fucking life.
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  9. telescopics reblogged this from xitsj and added:
    Except it would be “have a boy approach me”, since I only ever seem to get hit on
  10. xitsj reblogged this from queersecrets and added:
    things that could have been written by me
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    so sick of looking straight.
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    Story of my life.
  18. awideeyedflutter reblogged this from queersecrets and added:
    So so so true for me. I’m sick of being the straight-looking femme! I’m queer as fuck, but you couldn’t tell by looking...
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    I’d like to be old enough to get into a gay bar. Maybe I can finally get laid (without compromising my standards) once I...
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